Thursday, December 11, 2008

A Charlie Brown ad agency

"The interns came up with better concepts than this! And you know what dips**ts they are!"

Solenoid concert

A video where someone uses a computer music sequencing program to control solenoids tapping on various objects.

Slinkyman

Well, I have to admit has me wondering how they do it. It's "Slinky Man" entertaining at a halftime show at Creighton University in Omaha.


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Sure, I thought Christmas season could be hell, but...

It seems that Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church crew are at it again. They're looking to put up a display at the state capital in Kansas. The display would be placed with a Nativity scene, a statement from an athesist group, etc.

It reads:

"You'd better watch out, get ready to cry, You'd better go hide, I'm telling you why 'cuz Santa Claus will take you to hell. He is your favorite idol, you worship at his feet, but when you stand before your God He won't help you take the heat. So get this fact straight: you're feeling God's hate, Santa's to blame for the economy's fate, Santa Claus will take you to hell."


Sigh.

Please, someone get these people some medication, pronto.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

NPR cancels shows; listeners yawn

NPR is laying off 7% of its workforce and canceling two shows, "Day to Day" and "News and Notes".

In the press release, NPR noted that neither program acheived enough listeners or underwriting to continue production.

It's not surprising. I listened to "Day to Day" a few times and found it to be just more of the same talk and light news features that NPR listeners get on every other show that the network puts out these days. "Day to Day" was particularly bad since many of the stories were just repeats of material you could read at "Slate", which was a corporate partner in the show.

It's strange how public radio used to have interesting, diverse programming with new and engaging music, dramas once in a while, experimental docs, and other works that gave me a better understanding of the world.

Now, every show (except the long in the tooth "Car Talk" and "Prarie Home Companion") all sound like "All Things Considered".

Sigh.

I do enjoy my satellite radio.

Carrie Fisher, Star Wars princess and walking nutcake

Carrie Fisher talks about her new book, Wishful Drinking. Eccentric isn't quite the word to describe her. Some of the topics in the interview:

*Her former husband who left her for another man
*being told to quit acid by Cary Grant
*shock therapy? "Loved it!"

More free advice for NBC

The big news in TV this week is that NBC is seriously reconsidering their programming and approach as a network, giving Jay Leno a spot at 10:00 pm on the schedule five nights a week. They're also considering a drop in the number of hours they offer programming in prime-time.

The blog Planet All-Star has an open letter to NBC execs with some free advice. He makes some good points - reducing a "season" to thirteen episodes to avoid "padding" of series, having faith in creative talent, and even dropping Saturday and Sunday evening programming. But, I've got a bit of advice of my own.

One of the things that NBC and other networks fail to recognize is that they have a rich library of programming that would be interesting and relevant to viewers today. Think about it - they wouldn't be bringing back "Bionic Woman" or "Night Rider" as new series if the originals weren't fan favorites. So, as an experiment, why not pull shows out of your library on Saturday or Sunday nights for a whole evening each week of "Classic NBC".

The way I'd program it would be to have different shows each week, but program each block in a similar way, perhaps with more family-oriented or daytime shows at 7:00, some kind of drama at 8:00, a couple of sitcoms at 9:00, and a crime drama at 10:00. And I'd go back beyond the 80s to even include a dash of shows from the 50s and early 60s in the mix - for some, it would be nostalgia, for other viewers they'd be surprised at how campy some of the shows would be.

Sure, many of these shows are available on DVD format or even through streaming at various sites. But, for the casual viewer, looking to be entertained, they could tune in just for the convenience of having a block of old shows programmed for them. Heck, it would be cheap and probably do better in the ratings than offerings from the other networks.